Not a fan?

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Saw this fan at the swimming pool/sports centre the other day. At the top it reads TRASH CAN, which I suppose indicates the lowest setting, and at the bottom, it says MAKE YOUR DAY, which must be the effect of using number 3, the highest setting.

Just in case you’re thinking the titles given to these “settings” are a little random, the name of the fan makes things clearer. It’s called “The Grouad Fan”. Naturally.

 

No Shit

I'd just finished working out at the local gym, and hopped in the shower to clean up. There I was, all set to lay a  nice big log on the shower floor as one naturally does, then I see this busybodying bit of signage.  I ask you, what is going on with the world when one can't shite in the shower of the local public sports centre without fear of recriminations ...?

I’d just finished working out at the local gym, and hopped in the shower to clean up. There I was, all set to lay a nice big log on the shower floor as one naturally does, then I see this busybodying bit of signage.
I ask you, what is going on with the world when one can’t shite in the shower of the local public sports centre without fear of recriminations from some do-gooder …?