Back in the days when FTNM was a teenager, before he had status and before he had flavour, you could find him watching legendary reality-TV trailblazers like America’s Dumbest Criminals. As much as I love that show, I always felt the title was a bit like calling a show “Germany’s Least Funny Man” or “Somalia’s Poorest Family.”
Just as redundant would be “Taiwan Legislature’s Biggest Douchebag”. What would be the point? Nearly all of them are complete titwanks, right? But wait, from the festering heap of political sewage clambers one piece of excrement more odious that any of the rest of the shitpile. This repulsive scrap of faeces is in a league of its own:
Step forward KMT legislator Alex Tsai.
All I knew about this brainless pusbag is that he was in charge of Sean Lien’s failed bid for the Taipei mayorship last year. I now know a second fact: He is a cunt of a hitherto unsurpassed magnitude.
I’m not going to get into the ins and outs of the death penalty. I won’t same I’m a massive fan of the state killing people, but I haven’t really got that much problem when the person in question kills a defenceless, innocent child. It’s not going to be a great loss to humanity, eh, let’s be honest.
What I do have a problem with is Shitpig Tsai’s comments in the wake of the murder of a poor young schoolgirl in Taipei a few days ago. He can read his cretinous ravings and incoherent gibbering (no doubt with spit flying from his gob as he ranted) in full in this article from yesterday’s Taipei Times.
But here’s just a little taster of what this guy – a guy who is responsible for passing laws in Taiwan – has to say about the opposition DPP party who seem to oppose capital punishment:
“DPP legislators worship white people’s values. Europeans push for the death penalty to be abolished and the DPP deems it a universal value.”
Yeah, those white people’s values …
Tsai the tell us:
“I went to the best universities in the world [Harvard and Columbia], but I never accepted those ideas.”
Talk about blowing your own trumpet. Strange that such a clever dick should come across as thick as pigshit. Finally, the dunderhead concludes:
“The DPP is just lazy, worshiping some white people’s evil gods …”
Yeah, those evil white-people gods that tell you not to have a death penalty. Pure EVIL. The only reason I went their universities was to, erm, see first hand what evil-god worshippers they really were … yes …
So, there you have it. Not only has this moronic clown jumped all over a little girl’s lifeless body to score political points, he has somehow managed to turn a discussion of the death penalty (which should have been left till a lot later when things had calmed down a bit anyway) into a racist diatribe.
Alex Tsai: the Legislature’s biggest CUNT.