Just popped in on a mate who’s had his first sprog. Good luck to the lad – he’ll need it. You won’t catch FTNM getting caught in that particular trap any time soon …
Check out the list of “banned” items at the hospital. It’s special, consisting of:
1) No lions
2) No fags (stop it!)
3) No bears in masks superimposed on flowers.
4) No loudspeakers.
As long as you don’t have any of those items, you’re good.