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Just popped in on a mate who's had his first sprog. Good luck to the lad - he'll need it. You won't catch FTNM getting caught in that particular trap any time soon. But I digress ...  Check out the list of

Just popped in on a mate who’s had his first sprog. Good luck to the lad – he’ll need it. You won’t catch FTNM getting caught in that particular trap any time soon …

Check out the list of “banned” items at the hospital. It’s special, consisting of:

1) No lions
2) No fags (stop it!)
3) No bears in masks superimposed on flowers.
4) No loudspeakers.

As long as you don’t have any of those items, you’re good.

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4 responses to “

  1. Josh ⋅

    Did you bother reading the Chinese above? Or just prefer translating into your own world’s language. Not everyone smokes pot mate. So not everyone can understand you.

  2. 1). What Chinese? Where does the Chinese explain those pics? Appears your Chinese reading ain’t that hot either, sonny jim.

    2). If I had read this imaginary Chinese, do you think it would have affected the nature of this deadly serious post? Div.

    3). Pot?! This ain’t 1875, fool. LMAO

  3. Garry ⋅

    It would have been very inconvenient for you having to tie your lion to the nearest post out the front wouldn’t it?

  4. Precisely, Garry! At least someone gets where I’m coming from …

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